Written by Cheley Tackett. Tackdaddy Music ASCAP. Copyright 2020 All Rights Reserved
Lyrics
We had a fight this morning. We both came unglued. You're sick of me trying to talk you off the couch. I'm so tired of hearing you chew.
My hands are dry and cracked from trying not to die. I put on seven pounds in both my thighs. I'm gonna ugly cry if I have to wipe my groceries one more time.
If we only had toilet paper, if the Lysol didn't run out, if I could just walk down the gotdamned street without a face mask right now, if we only had toilet paper, if I hadn't made you watch Tiger King, then maybe you'd love me the way that you loved me back in 2019, if we only had toilet paper.
You finished off the Cheetos and that's a line I never thought you'd cross but when you hadn't changed out of your Harry Potter pjs for days, I should have known the romance was lost.
If we only had toilet paper, if the Lysol didn't run out, if I could just walk down the gotdamned street without a face mask right now, if we only had toilet paper, if I hadn't made you watch Tiger King, then maybe you'd love me the way that you loved me back in 2019, if we only had toilet paper.
The dogs want in. The dogs want out. The dogs want in. Oh my God, the dogs want out.
If we only had toilet paper, if the Lysol didn't run out, if I could just walk down the gotdamned street without a face mask right now, if we only had toilet paper, if I hadn't made you watch Tiger King, then maybe you'd love me the way that you loved me back in 2019, if we only had toilet paper.